dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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