no, he came in my armpit
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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