I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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