yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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