I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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