is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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