i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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