I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
operation harelip BJ is a go
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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