sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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