Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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