Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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