is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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