I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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