what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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