Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I don't deserve a penis
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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