i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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