...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
