Porn is love you can see.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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