are you so shy because you have an std?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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