David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i've created a new STD.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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