bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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