dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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