either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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