we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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