I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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