Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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