we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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