i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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