She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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