That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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