it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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