im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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