I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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