no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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