my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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