Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
