My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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