Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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