Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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