I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I have post one night stand depression
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