Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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