my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize