I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
why is half of my head shaved?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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