That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
this boner is exhausting
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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