Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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