Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
