It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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