did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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