I love black thongs
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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