I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
