i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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