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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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