Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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