why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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