Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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