I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Green mimosas i think yes
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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