69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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