Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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