He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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