you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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