super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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